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    Suicide Bomber Trips, Blows Self Up on Way to Carrying Out Attack
    A would-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.
    It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.
    Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.
    The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.
    "Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said.
    Suicide attacks are regular feature of an insurgency led by the extremist Taliban movement that was in government between 1996 and 2001. The most deadly was in November 2007 and killed nearly 80 people, most of them school students.
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    I <3 Darwin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    I <3 Darwin!
    I had to walk away from my computer I was laughing so hard

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    What’s interesting is that there is a Special Character for the heart symbol. One dull night at work I held down the Alt key while hitting the numbers on the numeric keypad. While many of them are useless, finding Alt-171 is ½ and Alt-171 is ¼ was worth it. Also out there is the cent symbol, Alt-155 ¢. Somewhere relatively early is the heart, spade, diamond and club symbols. I’ve since lost the .doc where I had all the useful symbols.

    So if you’ve got some time to spare you can re-create the document where all the obscure but semi-useful characters are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironic-Mike View Post
    What’s interesting is that there is a Special Character for the heart symbol. One dull night at work I held down the Alt key while hitting the numbers on the numeric keypad. While many of them are useless, finding Alt-171 is ½ and Alt-171 is ¼ was worth it. Also out there is the cent symbol, Alt-155 ¢. Somewhere relatively early is the heart, spade, diamond and club symbols. I’ve since lost the .doc where I had all the useful symbols.

    So if you’ve got some time to spare you can re-create the document where all the obscure but semi-useful characters are.
    I call bullshit...it's not working in MS Word.


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    Actually I just went into Mic Word and did Alt 155 and I got a cent sign¢¢

    well hell it even works in the response screen here.
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    Alt 3 is the heart, 5 is clubs, 6 is the spade. I've no clue what the diamond is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rangeroffspr View Post
    Alt 3 is the heart, 5 is clubs, 6 is the spade. I've no clue what the diamond is.

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    huh...cool...this is almost as cool as when I found out ctrl + or ctrl- makes the print on the screen larger or smaller...actually I guess it would be ctrl = that makes it bigger.

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    I still don't see the diamond!!
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    004535N, 1063940E (XS816898)

    The young dead soldiers do not speak.
    Nevertheless, they are heard in the still houses:
    who has not heard them?
    We leave you our deaths. Give them their meaning.
    We were young, they say. We have died; remember us. Macleish

    When I die, bury me face-down so the world can kiss......my......ass.

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    On here it looks smeared...
    ♦ alt 4

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    I just get the little box. :(

    And clear your pm's, Jacques!
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    The young dead soldiers do not speak.
    Nevertheless, they are heard in the still houses:
    who has not heard them?
    We leave you our deaths. Give them their meaning.
    We were young, they say. We have died; remember us. Macleish

    When I die, bury me face-down so the world can kiss......my......ass.

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    Alt-3 Heart♥
    Alt-4 Diamond♦
    Alt-5 Club♣
    Alt-6 Spade ♠

    Diamond doesn't show up.

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